Clever Icebreaker Jokes for Online Dating!

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Laughter is not only a good medicine it’s an excellent way to break the ice. Lie back on the jokes to open up when you find going tough in the company of good-looking strangers, colleagues, or friends.

The jokes also help in creating lighter atmosphere to create better understanding while dating online. Here are some smart icebreaker jokes when dating online to present you as a hot property.

Icebreaker Jokes to warm up conversations

Select some jokes from this stock of these tickling short jokes, when you feel their need to pep up the conversation and revive the slackening online dating sessions.



Wife to husband, “I always keep your photo in my handbag” Husband was happy and said, “How lovely”, she replied, “nothing of that sort, I look at your picture and I find all other problems pretty minor.”

After engagement girl says to boy you are committed now stop looking at the girls. Boy: Relax, if I am on diet, that doesn’t mean that I can’t look at the menu!!

I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, I love my job because I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do! Then I said, Turn Left!!!

Everyone is gifted, but some individuals never open their package.

What can you hold without ever touching it physically? A conversation!



Wife: “In my dream, I saw you standing in a jewellery store and buying a diamond ring for me.” Miser Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dear dad paying the bill.”

What country makes you shiver? Chile!

Customer: “What's the guarantee for this mirror”? Salesman: “Drop it from 100th floor and it will not break until the 99th floor.” Customer: Wow! Amazing! Pack it!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Boy proposing a girl, ‘Can I take a photo of you? Girl asked why, boy said,” just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger days!”



What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead; I will hang around for a while.

How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.

Creative Tech Jokes

When you try old pick-up lines in present day technological terms, your jokes would have more relevance and humor.

Are you stuck on Caps Lock? Because you seem like the BOLD type to me?

Will you meet me at the space bar for a beer, wine, or cocktail emoticon?



“Do you believe in love at first type, or should I resend the message”?

I want to borrow your keyboard? Why, because I want to delete your past and type our future.

There is a problem with my system, coz your profile's been running through my mind all day.

Your keyboard seems to be broken as you miss M E.

What did one elevator say to the other? I think I am coming down with something!



What did the traffic light say to the car? Do not look at me, I am changing!!

I tried calling tech support first, but they couldn't help me get a date with you!

I asked my computer’s advice on how to ask you out; he asked “do you want to go out for a byte?”

Teacher to students: “Today’s topic is Photosynthesis, Student: Okay sir, Teacher: Tell me, what Photosynthesis is? Student: Today’s topic Sir.

There are so many ideas that you can create and improvise at the spot to break the ice with jokes.



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